A Scorpion asks the frog for a ride across the river...

I met a beautiful, sexy woman at Club Pacha. When she danced everyone danced around her. I asked her where she was from and she told me she grew up in Boston but lived in Miami before moving to NYC. We ended up going out for coffee.

I told her I had a brother who I always competed with and everytime I see him I still feel like wrestling him to the ground. She said that she loved her brother but hated her parents. She said they had a big fight when she was in high school and they threw her out of the house. She then stole their car and drove to Florida and became a stripper for 6 years.

I said "Wow, that's really hot, maybe we should go out or something." So we made plans to go out next week. With more time to think about it, I'm starting to doubt the wisdom behind dating someone who made $100k/yr lap dancing for strange men $20 at a time. So let me ask you this - Does anyone have a good example of anyone who's gone out with a former stripper which has not ended in pain and suffering?